Somehow...by some miracle...you've reached the Rockville Flick Board.  Consider yourself one of the privileged few: With our expert ratings to guide you, you'll never have to sit through another brutal movie again.  In fact, if you watch a flick we unanimously recommend and dislike it, we'll refund your rental/ticket price!*

The Board is much greater than the sum of its parts: A bunch of jackasses who tend to watch a lot of movies.  But it's an eclectic group, ranging from Brown - a sensitive bastard who found the excessive violence in 'Toy Story' deeply disturbing - to Litts, who thought 'Reservoir Dogs' should've been up for 'Best Comedy/Musical' back in '92.  Check out their patterns and we bet you'll find someone who mirrors your own questionable taste.

You can navigate this site like Magellan by using the links to the left.  And you can always get back to the main page page by clicking the giant logo itself.  Now for the love of God, be sure to check in with us often, and enjoy!

*Don't kid yourself